i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
