Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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