I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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