i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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