So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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