No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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