I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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