would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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