Three words: puerto rican gang bang
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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