Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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