i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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