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that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have so much sex to catch up on
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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