everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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