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when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble

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(617): when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble http://tfl.nu/6bym

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OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!

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No. You're kidding.

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I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.

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(919): OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto! (1-919): No. You're kidding. (919): I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth. http://tfl.nu/fp67

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i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list

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(502): i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list http://tfl.nu/o9vo

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I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.

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(231): I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed. http://tfl.nu/a1ez

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I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.

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(858): I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win. http://tfl.nu/f8rt

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yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.

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(773): yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL. http://tfl.nu/d3ky

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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option

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(256): 'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option http://tfl.nu/mpq0

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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.

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(502): oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us. http://tfl.nu/ayu5

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If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?

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(718): If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing? http://tfl.nu/2caf

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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her

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(540): It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her http://tfl.nu/aiow

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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?

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(410): Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants? http://tfl.nu/24sn

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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job

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(860): I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job http://tfl.nu/ok5l

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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.

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(707): Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive. http://tfl.nu/ly82

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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.

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(317): I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock. http://tfl.nu/fdm1

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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.

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(724): He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina. http://tfl.nu/qqw5

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