Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?