Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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So much rum. So many feels.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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