Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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