there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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