Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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