Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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