Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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