I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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