Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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