3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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