I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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