Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.