Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.