We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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