Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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