I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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