if you like me you must not know who I am
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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