She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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