I just found puke in my bra..
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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