i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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