if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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When are your genitals available?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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