Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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