i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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