i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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