Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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