that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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