hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
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i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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