the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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