Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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