I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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