Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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