I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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