You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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