Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize