ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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