yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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