If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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