I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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