You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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