You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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